There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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