have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I could fuck to npr.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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