What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
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The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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