I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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