You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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