I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
