p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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