it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Randomize
