Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I bet he comes in French.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
And then he peed in my hair
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