Pappa wants mamma naked
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
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I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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