Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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