in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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