What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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