i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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