that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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