If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
