sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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