Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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