I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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