Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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