how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I am spending my child support on dildos
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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