Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Blood and glitter go together right?
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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