I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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