got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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