it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Success! We fucked roommates!
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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