worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
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I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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