Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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