dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I need a beard to bite.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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