Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
try to milk me bitch
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