I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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