i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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