he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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