so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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