I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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