Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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