This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
