I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
