I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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