Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i can't believe i had my finger in that
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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