omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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