a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Do vagina's smell?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
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i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
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Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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