She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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