it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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