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I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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