on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
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Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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