It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
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I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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