btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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