Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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