just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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