We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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