Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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