Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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