Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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