well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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