Sry I called you an 8
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I can't turn off my feet"
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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