no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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